Congratulations are in order for a few positions:
Debora Hoffman: Director of Charter Membership
Nina Hickey: Director of Insight
Drew Branstetter and Ed Oullette: Personal
Executive Administrative Assistant (Esquire)….I accidentally gave the position
to both of them. Work it out amongst yourselves, boys (I’m thinking some sort
of Hunger Games situation.)
Greg Oberst: VP of Initiative
Norene Sandifer: 7th level Magic User
Jeremy McKenzie: 7th level Assistant to the Senior
Production Manager / Magic User
Niki Lavoy: VP of Strateginal Scaling Optimization
Carmela Fortin: Dirhector of Elizondo
Doctor I: Mayor of Funkytown
Doctor I: Mayor of Funkytown
Bill Holmes: Grand High Puba of Snackington (Overseer of all
things snack related.)
Jean Zartman: Chairman of Keeping All Things Good (we really needed experience in the CoKATG position)
Jean Zartman: Chairman of Keeping All Things Good (we really needed experience in the CoKATG position)
Couple of other pieces of business:
Good on Bill and Jean for coming up with your own job titles. That’s
real Grand High Puba behavior, right there. What’s going on, the rest of you? You want the gold ring, you've got pull it out of the bull's nose. Am I right or am I right?
Be sure to check out the newly named LK Lounge, situated
at the corner of Kelli and Elektra. Just waiting on that sign, Levi. Way to GO
FOR IT!
Thanks to Rory, Torsten, Cynthia, Kurt, Joe, and Doctor I
for the great pics.
Darren, Norene, and some others are working on a leadership exercise as we speak. What are YOU doing to impress me?
Also, remember everybody: CUSTOMER SATISFACTION IS JOB 1!
Join the conversation!
Darren, Norene, and some others are working on a leadership exercise as we speak. What are YOU doing to impress me?
Also, remember everybody: CUSTOMER SATISFACTION IS JOB 1!
Join the conversation!
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| Being a manager is wicked easy. |
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| Il Douché |
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| Time-travelin' like a BOSS! |
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| Throwback Thursday |
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| Yup. This exists. |
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| Feel like an idiot that I didn't bring my suspenders. Live and learn |
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| Doing what I do best. |
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| Pic courtesy of Doctor I (this was his entry for the Mayor of FunkyTown position) |
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| Whatever the heck this is. (Thanks, Doctor I, for keeping it weird.) |
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Bottom pic: that's the M of FT on the right. My first mayoral decree: everybody who likes the funk shall go listen to this: https://soundcloud.com/doc-incredible/flying-brigade-of-sampled-funk
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ReplyDeleteRevision: Quality is job 1.
ReplyDeleteSo, to be clear: Quality, job one. Customer satisfaction, job two.
ReplyDeleteJust got a frantic email from our safety officer. New Order: Safety is job one, followed by quality at number 2 and customer service at job 3. Carry on.
ReplyDeleteOur Director of Charter Membership just wrote: Isn't #greatworkasalifestyle job one at GLG? It must encompass quality, customer service & safety...in no particular order.
ReplyDeleteOk, so Great Work As Lifestyle is job one; if there were subjobs, they'd run Safety, quality, and customer service. And responsiveness. Dang it. Would responsiveness be above safety? #Heavy is the head the wears the crown.
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